More Leaks Than A...

I read this on my phone about a half hour ago, while still mostly asleep. As soon as I did. I got up and booted up my pc because there are things that need to be said.

What.The.Fuck

Fucking mother fuck fuck fuck fuck. 

Are you fucking kidding me?

Are.You.Mother.Fucking.Kidding.Me?

What is this over price fanfiction trash HBO is pumping out

Like. Okay, any time theres an on screen adaptation of a book, or sereise of books, rather big or small screen, shit is always cut. For ASOIAF, we've longed sense accepted that there is a shit tone of things they were going to leave out. From Dany's Tigerskin hoody, to the Young Griff story line. to the whole MASSIVELY IMPORTANT FACELESSMEN/DOOM CONNECTION. I can also see that they seem to be leaving out the Gold Componey - Blackfyer connection, but still keeping the GC. Fuck you very much HBO.

But are you fucking kidding me?

Its bad enough they've gone the most prodictable route possible and paired Dany with Jon. Which feels like they are shoving a cock down my throat at all times. But the fact that her we have Dany fucking Jon, and she doesnt even bother to meet the one family member with whom Jon shared the strongest, closest sibling bond with? FUCKING HELL. 
YOU HAD TiME FOR GRUTIDOUS BOATSEX, YOU HAD TIME TO SHOVE JON INTO EVERY FUCKING POSSIBLE PLOT LINE HE WAS NEVER INVOLVED IN. YOU  HAD TIME TO BRING IN CHARACTERS THAT SERVED NO FUCTION WHAT SO EVER ONLY TO DO NOTHING WITH THEM. BUT YOU DONT HAVE TIME TO HAVE DAENERYS MEET ARYA?? ARYA THE ONE STARK, THE ONE CHARACTER WHOM WOULD KNOW HOW TO SPEAK THE LANGUAGES OF ESSOS, WHO SPENT YEARS IN BRAVVOS, WITH WHOM DANY COULD SPEAK TO ABOUT THE SITES AND SOUNDS AND TASTES AND THINGS SHE MISSES BECAUSE YOU KNOW DANY MISSES STUFF ABOUT ESSOS, WHERE SHE SPENT HER WHOLE LIFE.

ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING?!?!

And I figured it out why they are saying Jon's birth name is Aegon. Since they fucking cut the Mummer Dragon story line, they've just stole the fucking name. Which makes Jon fucking Aegon VII. 

Oh and Starky, did you catch the fact that BOATSEX = JONERYS BABY. WHAT THE MOTHER FUCKING GOD FUCKING DAMNED EVER LOVING SHIT PILE OF PUTRID BULLSHIT IS THIS?

I love how everyone here knows how I feel about G!Peen. 

I'm not against it. I'm just anti-Badly-done G!Peen. Also anti-not tagging your G!Peen stories properly. 

It really really is. -sigh-

I imagine that its basically the same as having wet knickers and a throbbing clit. 
Men and women arnt that different when it comes to sex and desire. Women just dont have to deal with an obvious bulge in our pants. 

So I was going to return here tonight with Things To Say - but Revan pretty much summed up All The Things.

Which leaves me with just a deep longing for an animated emoji of a head banging against a wall (or desk, whatever, I wouldn't be picky) and a need to point out that they still managed to find to to include a scene between Dany and SANSA.

Because of course they did. >_<

and while I know there is still a chance these are false leaks, to be honest that first ep in particular rings pretty true to the trajectory they set...

...and I (we) have zero reason to have any faith in anything good happening at this point anyways.

*snickers* VS Cane. Now don't go beating anyone but those idiots D&D with that thing.

Can I have VS headphones instead or a VS xbox controller?  No better yet can I be a Mage and just pull an Anders?