Post by Deleted on Jun 19, 2016 19:17:56 GMT
Come one, come all!
We're coming up on the last two eps of the gong-show adaptation HBO has produced for this season of GoT, so I thought House Danarya members could have a little fun predicting What The Fuck may happen before the end of episode ten.
Guess right, and you get the smug satisfaction of knowing you have seen through the predictable tropes and lazy writing to the truth within!
Guess wrong, and.. it's all in good fun, and you've still probably guessed at something better than we actually got in reality XD
So, Starky is gonna start this round off, hopefully a few more will join me:
1. Rickon dies in Battle of the Bastards. And he will die in such a way that it is specifically used to make Jon angry/more motivated to Win Against Impossible Odds.
2. In ep 10, Arya will return to Westeros (shore unknown). And we will finally see what Nymeria has been doing for all this time. **bonus points if she is using another face for a while upon her return
3. Wildfire. In ep 10, Cersei's gonna try to light up dem hidden caches that the Mad King had hidden around the city (which Jaime killed him for, incidentally - maybe he'll need to kill her to stop her, as well)
4. Ep 10 - we're gonna learn that the Three-Eyed Raven actually drove the Mad King mad, trying to get him to 'burn them all' in reference to the wights - and instead it just screwed him up and had him trying to burn everyone around him (Hodor, you are not alone in being greenseer mindfucked!)
5. Tommen dies. In ep 10. And it will be a lame death, possibly religious-based, and hell, I wouldn't even rule out plain ol' suicide.
6. Battle of the Bastards - either Wun-wun or Tormund will die. Because we don't get to keep That Much Awesome, folks.
7. Jon gets to kill Ramsey. I think it'd be more appropriate if it was Ghost, since Ramsey loves feeding people to dogs so much - but King Jon Gets All The Nice Things.
8. Through the magic of ridiculous time travel this series appears to have adopted, Dany and co. will land in Dorne by the end of ep 10 (Dorne has to have some point for existing, right? Right??)
BONUS 50/50 CRACK!SPIN:
9. Bran. You little fucker. You know you're marked, but you're gonna head to Castle Black anyways right through the Wall.. and the Night King will follow, and that whole frozen bitch is gonna come right down.
We're coming up on the last two eps of the gong-show adaptation HBO has produced for this season of GoT, so I thought House Danarya members could have a little fun predicting What The Fuck may happen before the end of episode ten.
Guess right, and you get the smug satisfaction of knowing you have seen through the predictable tropes and lazy writing to the truth within!
Guess wrong, and.. it's all in good fun, and you've still probably guessed at something better than we actually got in reality XD
So, Starky is gonna start this round off, hopefully a few more will join me:
1. Rickon dies in Battle of the Bastards. And he will die in such a way that it is specifically used to make Jon angry/more motivated to Win Against Impossible Odds.
2. In ep 10, Arya will return to Westeros (shore unknown). And we will finally see what Nymeria has been doing for all this time. **bonus points if she is using another face for a while upon her return
3. Wildfire. In ep 10, Cersei's gonna try to light up dem hidden caches that the Mad King had hidden around the city (which Jaime killed him for, incidentally - maybe he'll need to kill her to stop her, as well)
4. Ep 10 - we're gonna learn that the Three-Eyed Raven actually drove the Mad King mad, trying to get him to 'burn them all' in reference to the wights - and instead it just screwed him up and had him trying to burn everyone around him (Hodor, you are not alone in being greenseer mindfucked!)
5. Tommen dies. In ep 10. And it will be a lame death, possibly religious-based, and hell, I wouldn't even rule out plain ol' suicide.
6. Battle of the Bastards - either Wun-wun or Tormund will die. Because we don't get to keep That Much Awesome, folks.
7. Jon gets to kill Ramsey. I think it'd be more appropriate if it was Ghost, since Ramsey loves feeding people to dogs so much - but King Jon Gets All The Nice Things.
8. Through the magic of ridiculous time travel this series appears to have adopted, Dany and co. will land in Dorne by the end of ep 10 (Dorne has to have some point for existing, right? Right??)
BONUS 50/50 CRACK!SPIN:
9. Bran. You little fucker. You know you're marked, but you're gonna head to Castle Black anyways right through the Wall.. and the Night King will follow, and that whole frozen bitch is gonna come right down.
, seriously? Oh please. *damn typical fangirls 
