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Jun 13, 2016 3:53:14 GMT revanstar said:

Jun 13, 2016 3:52:10 GMT Lord Hand said:

Some might even say I'm too kind. But I say I compensate by being a very drunk, sleep deprived slob who likes collecting more and more bad habits...

But yes, in a nutshell: Jon Snow?... more like Jon... S- NO more cookie-cutter male protagonists who overshadow other, much more interesting characters' plots please. We like to share here, share like civilised people!

You forgot to mention hes a scruffy white guy with a man bun cookie cutter male protragonist.

I was trying to be, well, 'kind'

revanstar Lord Commander Posts: 1,981	The Local Tavern Jun 13, 2016 3:57:31 GMT Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by revanstar on Jun 13, 2016 3:57:31 GMT Jun 13, 2016 3:53:33 GMT @starky said: Do I need to go get booze? You Really need to go get booze. mmmkay. I shall toss my fireball into the freezer and go get some beer cause I'm down to like two.
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The Local Tavern Jun 13, 2016 3:58:57 GMT

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Jun 13, 2016 3:57:31 GMT Lord Hand said:

Jun 13, 2016 3:53:14 GMT revanstar said:

You forgot to mention hes a scruffy white guy with a man bun cookie cutter male protragonist.

I was trying to be, well, 'kind'

No, no, fuck that shit. Channel your inner angry woman, and dont be kind. get angry. burn their house down. demand to see lifes manager. >(

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The Local Tavern Jun 13, 2016 4:01:40 GMT

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Post by Deleted on Jun 13, 2016 4:01:40 GMT

Also,
Jon Snow just goes to prove GRRM is -NOT- a 'revolutionary' writer by any means.
He killed more characters, but he follows the same bullshit template that has been around since the days of King Arthur's tales:

tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/FarmBoy

Also, be aware Death of Dany to Give Mighty Jon The Dragons after she Heroically Sacrifices Herself in the Wight War is -very, very- likely due to this.
..
Because Only Jon Will Ever Get Nice Things.

I'd use the mic drop gif again, but it was awesome enough the first time.

Deleted Deleted Member Posts: 0	The Local Tavern Jun 13, 2016 4:02:31 GMT Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Deleted on Jun 13, 2016 4:02:31 GMT No, no, fuck that shit. Channel your inner angry woman, and dont be kind. get angry. burn their house down. demand to see lifes manager. >( This is part of why we love Revan!

issandri Maester Posts: 133	The Local Tavern Jun 13, 2016 4:02:46 GMT Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by issandri on Jun 13, 2016 4:02:46 GMT Jun 13, 2016 4:01:40 GMT @starky said: Also, be aware Death of Dany to Give Mighty Jon The Dragons after she Heroically Sacrifices Herself in the Wight War is -very, very- likely due to this. nO???
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The Local Tavern Jun 13, 2016 4:03:36 GMT

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Jun 13, 2016 3:58:57 GMT revanstar said:

Jun 13, 2016 3:57:31 GMT Lord Hand said:

I was trying to be, well, 'kind'

No, no, fuck that shit. Channel your inner angry woman, and dont be kind. get angry. burn their house down. demand to see lifes manager. >(

I'm afraid I only do that in chat! I'm an honorable member of Salt Squad after all

I usually leave the capslocks there xD

(Also, extra kudos for that portal meme~)

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The Local Tavern Jun 13, 2016 4:05:45 GMT

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Jun 13, 2016 4:02:46 GMT issandri said:

Jun 13, 2016 4:01:40 GMT @starky said:

Also, be aware Death of Dany to Give Mighty Jon The Dragons after she Heroically Sacrifices Herself in the Wight War is -very, very- likely due to this.

nO?

??

I'm afraid so, it's one of the theories I read in that book. Lightbringer plunges their sword in the woman they love (in this case Dany, the writer speculates), locking the woman's soul forever in the sword which will end the coming of The Other. Or whatchamits. I dunno, I'm too tired to articulate the meta xD

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The Local Tavern Jun 13, 2016 4:08:11 GMT

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Jun 13, 2016 4:05:45 GMT Lord Hand said:

Jun 13, 2016 4:02:46 GMT issandri said:

nO?

??

I'm afraid so, it's one of the theories I read in that book. Lightbringer plunges their sword in the woman they love (in this case Dany, the writer speculates), locking the woman's soul forever in the sword which will end the coming of The Other. Or whatchamits. I dunno, I'm too tired to articulate the meta xD

......is it bad that my first thought was Dany plunging a sword into Arya for much angst

...............and then my second thought was Dany plunging her "sword" into Arya for much pleasure ;D ;D ;D

Dragons happened.

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The Local Tavern Jun 13, 2016 4:12:26 GMT

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Jun 13, 2016 4:08:11 GMT issandri said:

Jun 13, 2016 4:05:45 GMT Lord Hand said:

I'm afraid so, it's one of the theories I read in that book. Lightbringer plunges their sword in the woman they love (in this case Dany, the writer speculates), locking the woman's soul forever in the sword which will end the coming of The Other. Or whatchamits. I dunno, I'm too tired to articulate the meta xD

......is it bad that my first thought was Dany plunging a sword into Arya for much angst

...............and then my second thought was Dany plunging her "sword" into Arya for much pleasure ;D ;D ;D

You fiend XDDD

(okay to be honest I thought of that too after I wrote it... two birds of a feather I guess)

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The Local Tavern Jun 13, 2016 4:12:50 GMT

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Jun 13, 2016 4:08:11 GMT issandri said:

Jun 13, 2016 4:05:45 GMT Lord Hand said:

I'm afraid so, it's one of the theories I read in that book. Lightbringer plunges their sword in the woman they love (in this case Dany, the writer speculates), locking the woman's soul forever in the sword which will end the coming of The Other. Or whatchamits. I dunno, I'm too tired to articulate the meta xD

......is it bad that my first thought was Dany plunging a sword into Arya for much angst

...............and then my second thought was Dany plunging her "sword" into Arya for much pleasure ;D ;D ;D

Issa, bringing it back to Stargaryen sexy times.

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The Local Tavern Jun 13, 2016 4:15:07 GMT

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Jun 13, 2016 4:03:36 GMT Lord Hand said:

Jun 13, 2016 3:58:57 GMT revanstar said:

No, no, fuck that shit. Channel your inner angry woman, and dont be kind. get angry. burn their house down. demand to see lifes manager. >(

I'm afraid I only do that in chat! I'm an honorable member of Salt Squad after all

I usually leave the capslocks there xD

(Also, extra kudos for that portal meme~)

Psssh. Bring the anger here. dont be shy. All this shit sounds like bull.

If Dany dies to prop up Jon, I'mma gonna wake the dragon and fucking go ape shit. You'll see 20 page dissertations from me about the level of astranomical bs that shit is. And there will be no fucking sunshine and rainbows.
You should get angry too.

xD I'm so glad you caught the portal bit

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The Local Tavern Jun 13, 2016 4:15:51 GMT

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Jun 13, 2016 4:02:31 GMT @starky said:

No, no, fuck that shit. Channel your inner angry woman, and dont be kind. get angry. burn their house down. demand to see lifes manager. >(

This is part of why we love Revan!

Because I'm terribly blunt with zero fucks to give often enough?

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The Local Tavern Jun 13, 2016 4:20:20 GMT

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You'll see 20 page dissertations from me about the level of astranomical bs that shit is. And there will be no fucking sunshine and rainbows.
You should get angry too.

Oh believe me, I am incredibly angry, I've been angry for over a week!

But, unfortunately, being an LC here makes me mindful of expressing too much xD I've seen too many ugly accidents happen when an admin gets a bit too personal with such matters.

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If Dany dies to prop up Jon, I'mma gonna wake the dragon and fucking go ape shit. You'll see 20 page dissertations from me about the level of astranomical bs that shit is. And there will be no fucking sunshine and rainbows.

-needs to write a fic where Real Arya is training with Real Faceless Men - not this HBO shit. Dany plunges Lightbringer into Jon's heart. Dany gets All Da dragons, All Da Winterfell, and ALL DA FUCKING THINGS because, well, Dany. Then Arya sails home to help kill shit during the war, because REALLY AN ASSASSIN, and Dany is entirely gleeful she used Lightbringer on Jon because his scruffy younger sister was So Much Better anyways.
Then some other cool shit.
And Happily Ever After beneath dragon fire.-

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